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So I got a professional spray tan today so I’m not a pale glowing ghost for my music video shoot haha. I wish i was naturally this tan ๐Ÿ˜”
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One of my favorite things to do ๐Ÿ’™ thank you for making it possible
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trickydillon asked:
IVE MISSED YOU ON TUMBLR

I KNOW SAME UGH I NEED TO COME ON MORE IM SORRY


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giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah
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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him
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sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
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carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage


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skypestripper:

he luh dis fat ass

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ouijaculate:

scrappedheaven:

mikrovia:

dolce-vitaaaaa:

When I go running:

when i run to open the door for the food i ordered

when someone finally comes out of the bathroom and i can take a shit.

when his wife come home with the kids and you gotta hurry outta the house into the car
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thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
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